Things to do in the ikea cafe

Ask for 'the usual' then look hurt when they don't understand. Only buy one glass for your Dryck + then get refills each, alternate who has the glass. Go dressed as the devil, buy x15 meatballs, a dime cake + one soft drink. Pay the 6.66 bill with a six pound note, and a sixty pence piece. And a six pence piece. Taken from a hello kitty purse but drawn from the bank of Hades.

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