Carpet Wotsit containment procedure

Update: I've had a few emails asking if people can come round my house to take a look at the bits of dangerous wotsit that were isolated under the plastic (bonus if you can ID the origin of the plastic). Well it's too late now. After two months in isolation they've been hoovered up. Tough.

Time for work at Boeing HQ

Algebra

Soup review

Not sure about tonight's soup. Heinz soup big soup. Cumberland.

Pros: Was a big can. Not too hot. Had nutrients.
Cons: Sausage bits and carrots were indistinguishable.

Overall. 7/10.

Crap cars wanted

BAMMA

Bone crunchingly close to the cage at BAMMA 5, M.E.N. arena. Vicious stuff.

Come find me!

I was wooshing along at about 170mph with my sat nav running on the phone. It was confused but coped well. It was having to perpetually come to terms with the fact that my car was very fast and on the train line...

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The PS3 tells me straight

About right for my morning commute

The devil's commute...

Snooker

My biggest break today? 6. Shocking.

Was is das? A flying devil rabbit?

Big news

Free Cheryl Cole!

I funnin' love that Cheryl Cole me. Geddus some ball cream at Boots and that free Cheryl Cole if yus out for the shops and that mam alright.

A teenage burglar. But what does it mean?

I never understand this. Is a teenage burglar someone who burgles teenagers or a teenager who commits burglary? It's the same with the "Roman Museum" I went to. Turned out it wasn't a Roman Museum (containing things they dug up when they built Hadrian's wall) but a Museum of Roman things! What a con.

 

BBC News - Prolific teenage Essex burglar jailed for five years

A prolific teenage burglar

Operation...

...candy floss
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Amazing new Star Wars Art

chewy comission fur on fur by *gamefan84 on deviantART
"craziest request ever. :chewy riding a giant cute squirrel chasing down nazis. he needs long flowing fur and a giant roar."

Bearz

I love bears. Lots more bear pictures over at [English Russia]. Well worth adding to your RSS feed.

Dilbert

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Ranga walks dog

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Mini

When two big 4x4 cars really love each other...

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